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slušam:
-nirvana
-the rolling stones
-mudhoney
-led zeppelin
-...

-Bolje biti van basten nego van sebe.
-Da bog postoji, na crkvama ne bi bilo gromobrana.
-Društvo, moram ići kući jesti. Stari ce mi srati.
"-Bacio je oko na mene a ja sam mu ga bacila natrag.
-Tko tebe kamenom ti njega isto kamenom, jer je kruh skup ,u pičku materinu.
-Tko laže taj i krade, tko krade taj i ima, tko ima budi mu prijatelj.
-Ja sam ovakav rođen, a koji je tvoj izgovor?
-Tko prije umre, duže je mrtav.
-Ne odgodi za sutra ono što možes odgoditi za preksutra.
-Držite pištolje u frižideru. Za hladno oružje vam ne treba dozvola.
-Bolje voditi ljubav nego psa.
-Informacija je ušla u tvoju glavu i očajnički traži mozak!!
-Kad gledam nebo vidim tebe, kad gledam sunce vidim tebe, kad gledam mjesec vidim tebe,
JEBO TE PA DAJ SE MAKNI !
-Do 30 g. kada hocu, od 30 do 40 samo nocu, sa 40 do 50 jos se moze, a s 50 do 60 sacuvaj Boze;
od 60 do 70 uz puno srece, od 70 do 80 ni s viagrom nece!
-Dvoje djece M-7 god. i Z-5 god., zdrave, vesele, lijepe i pametne, prodajem ili mijenjam za slicice Zivotinjskog carstva brojevi 36, 97 i 142.
-Sex is like Nokia (connecting people), like Nike (just do it), like Pepsi (ask for more) and like
Samsung ( everyone is invited).


-Spalit ćemo školu taj luđački dom,
učiteljsko vijeće plakat će za njom, štreberi će joj stavljat ruku na grob,
a ja ću vikat nisam više rob!!!

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lyrcis

Jesus Doesn't want Me for a Sunbeam -nirvana

Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam. Sunbeams are never made like me.
Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die. Don't ever ask your
love of me.

Don't expect me to cry.
Don't expect me to lie.
Don't expect me to die for thee.

Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam. Sunbeams are never made like me.
Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die. Don't ever ask your
love of me.

Don't expect me to cry.
Don't expect me to lie.
Don't expect me to die for thee.

Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam. Sunbeams are never made like me.
Don't expect me to cry for all the reasons you had to die. Don't ever ask your
love of me.

Don't expect me to cry.
Don't expect me to lie.
Don't expect me to die.
Don't expect me to cry.
Don't expect me to lie.
Don't expect me to die for thee.

Lounge Act-nirvana

Truth - covered in security
I can't let you smother me
I'd Like to, but it couldn't work
Trading off, taking turns
Don't regret a thing
And I've got this friend, you see
Who makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go outta my way to prove I still
Smell her on you

Don't - tell me what I wanna hear
Afraid of never knowing fear
Experience anything you need
I'll keep fighting jealousy
'til it's fucking gone

And I've got this friend, you see
Who makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go outta my way to prove I still
Smell her on you

Truth - covered in security
I can't let you smother me
Like to but it couldn't work
Trading off, taking turns
Don't regret a thing
And I've got this friend, you see
Who makes me feel and I
Wanted more than I could steal
I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
I'll go outta my way to make you a deal
We've made a pact to learn from who
And ever we want without new rules
We'll share what's lost and what we grew
They'll go out of their way
To prove they still

Smell her on you
They still, Smell her on you
Smell her on you

Lake Of Fire-nirvana

Where do bad folks go when they die
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
Go to a lake of fire and fry
Don't see them again 'till the Fourth of July

I knew a lady who came from Duluth
Bitten by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
Flew away howling on the yellow moon

Where do bad folks go when they die
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
Go to a lake of fire and fry
Don't see them again 'till the Fourth of July

People cry and people moan
Look for a dry place to call their home
Try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make 'em their own

Where do bad folks go when they die
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
Go to a lake of fire and fry
Don't see them again 'till the Fourth of July

Dumb -nirvana

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone,
I have a light
The day is done,
I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy (x3)

My heart is broke
But I have some glue
Help me inhale
And mend it with you
We'll float around
And hang out on clouds
Then we'll come down
And have a hangover

Have a hangover (x3)

Skin the sun
Fall asleep
Wish away
The soul is cheap
Lesson learned
Wish me luck
Soothe the burn
Wake me up

I'm not like them
But I can pretend
The sun is gone,
I have a light
the day is done,
I'm having fun
I think I'm dumb
Or Maybe just happy

Think I'm just happy (x3)

I think I'm dumb (x12)

In Bloom -nirvana

Sell the kids for food
Weather changes moods
Spring is here again
Reproductive glands

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
When I say
He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say yeah

We can have some more
Nature is a whore
Bruises on the fruit
Tender age in bloom

He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
When I say
He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he don't know what it means
don't know what it means
and I say yeah

He’s the one
who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he dont know what it means
dont know what it means
When I say
He’s the one
who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he dont know what it means

dont know what it means
dont know what it means
dont know what it means

When I say yeah

petak, 27.10.2006.

...ludnica...

...ah...jučerašnji dan...
sve je bilo grejt prva dva sata...
e onda dođe matematika...
inače dobili smo novu profu...
i svi ju mrzimo...i tako...
dobimo mi zadatak za grupni rad...
svi radismo...
moja frendica katarina kaže neš bezvezno jednom dečecu
i ova ju odma pošalje pedagogici...
zatim se pod istim satom pošoraju jedan curetak i jedan dečec iz mog razreda...
i oni su išli kod pedagogica...
zatim nam pred kraj sata dođe pedagogica koja je imala u
svom uredu hrpu dječurlije...
i cijeli razred je morao doć poslije škole kod nje...
zatim tjelesni...
ljepo se vračaju svi od pedagogice...
a onu katarinu je pedagogica izbacila iz ureda jer kad ju je pedagogica pitala jer riješila papir
koji je trebala uspunit (šta je napravila i zašto...) ona odgovori "aha"
a žena popizdi i izbaci ju van zato kaj nije rekla da umjesto aha...
a na tjelesnom to onda ona meni pripoveda a ja se zakačim s jednim debilom...
samo zato kaj sam ja njemu rekla da ode na mjesto jer je pedofil profesor reko da dođu
3 učenika a došlo ih je 6...
pa se on meni ide neš bahatiti...i mi se pošorahosmo...
profesor kaže nama nekim debilmin glasom idite kod pedagogice...
mane zaboli kurac pa neću da idem...
i on stera cijeli razred iz dvorane...
ja ljepo se odem presvuć i izlazim iz svlačione kad meni profesor ovo nije ulica ovo je škola...
pa ja njemu ne ovo je ludnica a vi ste jedini pacijent u njoj...
ja se ispred obuvam i krenem doma kad mene pedagogica....
mihaela dođi vamo...
ljepo ja dođem tamoa profesor:ova balavica meni tu neš priča da sam luđak...
a ja:da, da, je, je, upravo tako...onako bahato...
i ljepo mi išli kod pedagogice i bila ja tamo 2 sata...
no ipak držim školski rekord 4 sata 45 minuta...

nisam se morala ispričat profesoru...
ali...zaboli me...

idem ja...

peace

ponedjeljak, 23.10.2006.

hahahahaha

kako ubiti dosadu u liftu:

1. Kada je pored tebe samo jedna osoba, lupni je po leđima pa se pravi da nisi ti.

2. Pritisni gumb i pravi se da te udarila struja.

3. Zadrži vrata otvorena i reci da čekaš prijatelja. Par sekundi kasnije zatvori vrata (praveći se da je netko ušao) i kaži: "E,di si buraz, šta ima..."

4. Ponesi foto-aparat i slikaj sve prisutne.

5. Pravi se da si steward. Prisutnima objasni postupak u slučaju opasnosti i na kraju im poželi sretan put.

6. Kad se vrata zatvore kaži prisutnima: "Bez panike, opet će se otvoriti."

7. Lupaj glavom o zid i viči: "Umuknite svi! Ušutite već jednom!"

8. Simuliraj zvukove eksplozije svaki put kad netko pritisne gumb.

9. Cerekaj se i bulji u nekog putnika,a onda mu debilnim glasom kaži: "Imam nove čarapeeee..."

10. Imitiraj zvukove Formule 1 kad god netko uđe u lift.

11. Ispuši nos i pokaži sadržaj svoje maramice ostalim putnicima.

12. Zviždući prvu strofu "Lijepe naše", neprestano.

13. Nasloni se na nekog i šapni mu: "Dolazi policija!"

14. Namršti se i mumljaj: "Moram u WC, moram u WC", a onda uzdahni i reci: "ups!"

15. Vikni:"Čuvaaaaj!" svaki put kad lift krene prema dole.

16. Zaderi se:"Ding!" kad god lift stane na nekom katu.

17. Ako se netko očeše o tebe, lupi ga po ruci i reci: "šuga!"

18. Skidaj rukom nevidljive bube sa sebe i vrisni: "Aaaa! Skinite ih s mene!"

19. Sumnjičavo onjuši osobu do sebe, napravi zgađenu facu i pomakni se.

20. Kad lift krene prema gore, počni skakati i jako lupaj nogama o pod, uzvikujući: "Dolje, rekao sam dolje!"

21. Cerekaj se histerično desetak sekundi, prestani i onda se zagledaj u ostale kao da su nenormalni.

subota, 14.10.2006.

nema naslova

...neznam kaj da napišem pa...evo vam neki vicevi...

Kako plavuša ubije ribu?
Utopi je !

Kako plavuša ubije pticu?
Baci je kroz prozor !

Zašto plavuša polijeva djete s vručom vodom?
Pravi čaj od majčine dušice !

Sta se dobije kada se spaja pitt bull i shit terijer?
Pa kako ne znate bull-shit.

Sjede dve žabe na lokvanju, jedna skoči u vodu, a druga ni pet ni šest, nego sedam i osam.

Išla dva slona po žici, jedan padne dole, a drugome mama radi u dućanu.

Igrale dvije budale nogomet, i onda dođe treći i donese loptu.

- Zašto škoti gledaj porno filmove unatrag?
- Zato što im se sviđa sretan završetak, kada prostitutka vraća novac klijentu.

- Zašto policajci nose kacigu?
- Da im nešto ne padne na pamet.

...vrijeme za tabi papa...

utorak, 10.10.2006.

...

...eto napravih ia ja blog...itd.itd.
samo da vam se javim...
sutra cu napisat post...
idem ja sad žderat (inače me ne hrane)...šmrc...
papa...